zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58